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This original piece of Art titled 'What...an Eye Opener!' is painted on Arches cold press paper. It is 14 by 30 inches and signed by the artist.
And you all thought that life on a still life table was quiet, calm and peaceful. Not on Halloween. A crime has occurred and the F.B.EYE are investigating as I write this. They have asked me to release a statement.
Press Release WHAT¦..AN EYE OPENER!
“On Friday October 31st at 2pm an orange was brutally sliced and stabbed with a sharp metal weapon. A nearby witness, a small Clementine was so overcome by the sight of the knife and the bloody juice trickling onto the table that he fell apart. Other witnesses, the pear and the pineapple, reeled at the sight. The only three remaining witnesses are too shocked to discuss the juicy details and are still staring transfixed at the scene unable to move. A small Clementine is believed to have rolled away from the scene of the crime at high speed. The F.B.EYE are keen to locate this potential witness. He is thought to be approximately 8 inches in circumference with a reddish orange peel. Please report any sightings to the F.B.EYE immediately.”
A number of high quality print options are offered:
A limited edition of 80 prints, each hand signed by the artist and supplied with a custom designed certificate of authenticity. Available in a choice of sizes and materials; 24 by 10 inches, or 30 by 12 inches on velvet fine art paper, and 8 by 21 inches, or 12 by 31 inches on high quality canvas. Canvas prints are supplied stretched over a wooden frame (‘stretcher bars’) and may be either hung as is, or placed inside a conventional frame. They are made to order, so please allow approximately one week extra for delivery.
Open edition giclee prints, sized 11.5 by 4.5 inches, are printed on velvet fine art paper using archival inks and are hand signed.
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